Time does not exist when you're working the night shift...

"What sort of algebra is this?..."

What's the point of having vacation days if you're not allowed to use them?

What are the professional rules on “take-backsies”?

Kindness can go a long way, but so can pettiness.

“For anyone out there that thinks [working in a casino] would be a great job, well, I can tell you right now it's not as glamorous as it seems—especially when you are working in the kitchen.”

“I was asked for a tip at the SELF CHECKOUT at a self service frozen yogurt place. Who gets the tip? Me???”

"If you are the two girls that tried walking out on your hundred dollar tab yesterday, I hope you stub your toe on every piece of furniture you walk by."

“It’s very fun and I’m not gonna stop lol.”

Rule number one: Never come between someone and their pizza order.

When it comes to the workforce, one thing you will never get promoted out of no matter how high up the ladder you climb is the constant inner battle between being petty or professional.

Nothing like having to work the job of 2 other people, amiright??

Trying to beat that eepy feeling at work should count as overtime.

“At the same time, I probably dodged a bullet because what a weird requirement! Do they just fire anyone who turns 25??”

We've all been there—it's a big friend group dinner. It took weeks to plan and some of these friends you hardly ever see, so you really really want to go. But then the anxiety starts to set in when you start about how that splitting of the check is going to go down. Some friends are in the mindset of “just split everything down the middle!” Even though some people ordered $20 cocktails and prime rib and you just got water and a side salad. Others are all about separate checks, but who will be t…

It's not easy landing a job these days, the workforce is all kinds of crazy currently. So if and when you do manage to land a job, you should probably hold onto it the best you can, right? If it is a horrible work environment, the, by all means, quit. But if everything is going along just fine and you're getting paid and enjoy your coworkers, then why would you mess that up?