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"Alki I don't want to put my mouth on that. That's absolutely disgusting!" 

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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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Girl's Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Another Messy Meltdown

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

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Powerful Construction Worker's Gas Station Burrito Gas Shuts Down Job Site

Gotta love these stories. You get to enjoy the drama without having to have actually "witnessed the event." It's all fun and games until you compromise the safety of everyone around you. Not surprisingly, commenters weighed in with their own feats of room-clearing strength. If your in it for hilarious fart-themed stories, try this bombshell moment on for size.

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Farting Deaf Student Shocked by Bombshell Revelation

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

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This particular video involves the culmination of all the aptly nicknamed Paul Flart's, hard work. The supervisor just made the biggest mistake of his life, letting this newfound viral sensation, MVP employee go. I mean, come on. 

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Plane Forced To Take Emergency Landing After Fart Attack

Have you really lived until you've incited a fight inspired purely by the volatile noise (and smells) of your flatulence? The obvious answer is NO. 

Guy's fart is so bad it literally brings down a plane and people react on Twitter.
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Poor dude just has his world obliterated in a cloud of staggeringly terrible fart gas.