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There's not much more to say, it is what it is. We don't envy whoever had to use that intercom after he did, but damn that was resonant.

Hold on is this a political statement?

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Woman Battles Pushy In-Law With Resounding Flatulence

It sounds like this brother-in-law took personal issue and made a few too many comments on what he deemed "unladylike" nature of his sister-in-law, so it came time to fight dirty. The internet decided that his hearty overstepping and salty comments deserved some beef. For another fart story, here's a guy whose fart almost caused an airport evacuation.

Brother in law keeps criticizing woman so she farts at him | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/whatabouttea 2 days ago 3 10 2 '2 8 12 3 3 95 AITA ruining my brother law's day with purposeful fart? Not hole BIL and husband co own house passed them by their father live one half while BIL lives other only thing share is living room and kitchen rest is completely separate. Lately BIL has been making odd comments about my ladylikeness am down home back woods dirt under my fingernails still play mud puddles
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Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.

Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space | If floating zero g with no momentum essentially stuck space space station and, let's say there are handholds nearby 1 meter away and way 90kg hard would have fart propel body nearest handhold weigh Completely dependent on fast want get there As fast as possible suppose need determine capabilities human anus withstand explosive forces. don't know if fart would have propelling force similar on Earth as zero g
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"Alki I don't want to put my mouth on that. That's absolutely disgusting!" 

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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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Girl's Bathroom Breakdown Interrupted by Another Messy Meltdown

@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll. 

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Powerful Construction Worker's Gas Station Burrito Gas Shuts Down Job Site

Gotta love these stories. You get to enjoy the drama without having to have actually "witnessed the event." It's all fun and games until you compromise the safety of everyone around you. Not surprisingly, commenters weighed in with their own feats of room-clearing strength. If your in it for hilarious fart-themed stories, try this bombshell moment on for size.

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Farting Deaf Student Shocked by Bombshell Revelation

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

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This particular video involves the culmination of all the aptly nicknamed Paul Flart's, hard work. The supervisor just made the biggest mistake of his life, letting this newfound viral sensation, MVP employee go. I mean, come on. 

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Plane Forced To Take Emergency Landing After Fart Attack

Have you really lived until you've incited a fight inspired purely by the volatile noise (and smells) of your flatulence? The obvious answer is NO. 

Guy's fart is so bad it literally brings down a plane and people react on Twitter.
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Poor dude just has his world obliterated in a cloud of staggeringly terrible fart gas. 

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