Via Gerbzah Vlogs
He really went for it. Just imagine if you were fresh off a flight from a far away paradise, and then suddenly you're greeted with nothing short of a monumental fart.
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Via ryancustard13
Just entertain the very likely possibility that the monstrous fart to end all farts was intended to be a silent one. And imagine the crippling panic, the dizzying embarrassment that must've ensued. Or, you could always just own it.
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Via Papa Clips
There are only so many videos that have that magic, artistically satisfying combination of timing and subject. A surprised belch a well-timed beefer, paired like a fine wine at a fancy restaurant. It hits all the right patterns, like the Fibonacci sequence. Anyway, here's Wendy Williams burning the candle at both ends.
It sounds like this brother-in-law took personal issue and made a few too many comments on what he deemed "unladylike" nature of his sister-in-law, so it came time to fight dirty. The internet decided that his hearty overstepping and salty comments deserved some beef. For another fart story, here's a guy whose fart almost caused an airport evacuation.
Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.
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The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.
@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll.
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Gotta love these stories. You get to enjoy the drama without having to have actually "witnessed the event." It's all fun and games until you compromise the safety of everyone around you. Not surprisingly, commenters weighed in with their own feats of room-clearing strength. If your in it for hilarious fart-themed stories, try this bombshell moment on for size.
Via Paul Flart
This particular video involves the culmination of all the aptly nicknamed Paul Flart's, hard work. The supervisor just made the biggest mistake of his life, letting this newfound viral sensation, MVP employee go. I mean, come on.
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Via Piki Share
Poor dude just has his world obliterated in a cloud of staggeringly terrible fart gas.
