The light inside the car is NOT illegal to turn on. If you eat a watermelon seed you will NOT grow a watermelon in your stomach. Kids will believe anything!

He almost got arrested for threatening her teacher in high school. He scared her ex-boss into offering back her job. He's also a huge nerd and likes to dress like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

“Crying and throwing up on the highway while driving perfectly is a resume skill.”