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35 Pickup Lines That Won't Fail to Make You Give Up on Modern Romance

Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences. 

But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit. 

35 pick up lines that only exist because of modern technology
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Kal Penn Is Sharing Scripts From All The Stereotypical Roles He Auditioned for as Young Actor

Kal Penn, cinema's Kumar and the White House's associate director of the Office of Public Engagement, has had quite a career. After years of smoking weed on screen, he actually got to work for the president. He even once got stabbed in the eye by Cheryl Hines on an episode of MasterChef. He's something else. 

But now that he's at the top of his game, he's sharing some memories from his first few years in Hollywood, trying out for roles such as Foreign Student and "Gandhi Lookalike." Wait, what? 

Yup, like so many Indian-American actors, Penn spent many years auditioning for stereotypical Indian roles and arguing with producers about whether he had to do an accent. Now, he's sharing these scripts on Twitter, and yeeeeeesh. 

via Reddit

Check 'em out:

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The Daily FAIL: 50 Memes and Images to Start the Week

Happy Monday FAILers, here are 50 memes and funny things to get your week started off right. 

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FAIL Blog's Afternoon Delight: 26 Memes to Get Your Blood Flowing

There's nothing like a little something special to get you through the dreary endless drag of the afternoon. That's why we're here to bring you a little 'Afternoon Delight'. These memes will help get you through the longest part of the day.

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20 Hilarious Headline and Editorial FAILs That Make Us Glad We Work on the Internet

A the glories of printed news and entertainment. An industry on the slow decline towards its inevitable death, and some of these might just be part of the reason why. 

Don't get me wrong, I love printed physical copies of things. I maintain that books aren't the same on an e-reader as they are printed. That tangible feeling of flipping through pages is an important part of the experience. 

The same goes for video games. Before consoles were connected to the internet, games were the same as printed media in that they were a finished product. What you bought was what you got, glitches and all. There were no patches or anything or ways to update the game, like printed media, the game was just the way it was.

Anyways, I'm prattling like an old fart about things even before my time. Here are some hilarious editorial mistakes that I'm sure the publishers wish they could edit and take back. Which is why I'm glad I work on the internet. If I screw shit up I can just go back and fix it. 

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25 Awesome Memes to Turn Your Day Around

Get your day going in the right direction and chase away anything you might be failing at with these awesome-soaked memes. 

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45 Pictures With the Most Perfect Timing Imaginable

Sometimes the stars align and everything just goes perfectly according to plan. Well, that's exactly what happened in these photos. These 45 photographic masterpieces are the complete opposite of FAIL. 

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26 of the Most Incredibly Stupid People Ever to Grace the Internet With Their Presence

Let's face it. Some people are just straight up dumb. These kinds of people utterly fail to comprehend what most of us consider to be common sense or knowledge. 

When these people decide to take on social media it's a sight to behold for sure. 

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Ryan Reynolds is the Parent We All Need

We're voting Ryan Reynolds for parent of the year. If his hilarious approach to talking about his kids on twitter is any indication, the man is a truly dedicated father and does not fail at all in the parenting department. . 

The guy's twitter account is a gold mine as it is, so it makes sense that his twitter take on parenting would be equally amazing.

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22 Sets of Sexy Twins Because Everything is Better in Twos

There are certain laws of the universe that you just don't argue with, here it's the fact that everything is better in twos. 

One thing's for sure, there's no way you can fail when you have a couple of twins sucking hard.

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19 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind Out Into the Weekend

Some people have very different showers that I do. When I'm in there, with the water rushing over me i do everything I can to turn my damn brain off and not think of anything. I fail to see how some of these strokes of genius come out in the way they do but, alas, here they are. 

More Shower Thoughts to soak in after these:


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