You Might Have Your Phone Off for a While, Fair Warning

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Self-Quotes Show the Rest of the World Just How Humble You Are

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Hear That, Nathans?

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Pick Up All Those Electrons From the Earth! And Sticks, and Needles, and Dog Poop, and...

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Why Don't We Just Have Gulags for the Peanut-Averse?

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Your Humility is a Lesson to Us All

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Fail of the Day: Two Guys Have No Idea How to Play Tic-Tac-Toe at Rockets-Warriors Game

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What's the Name of That Pizza Joint I Didn't Get Out of You Yesterday?

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The Science-Inclined Will Understand Exactly How This Won't Work

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That's Almost as Dumb as Ascribing Your Emotions to Planetary Cycles!

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Sure, That's the Reason Teachers Aren't Getting a Raise

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We Have Reached the Point Where Young People Literally Do Not Know What a Phone Book is

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Somehow I Don't Think NASA is Your Best Target Here

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I'll Just Have the Special, Thanks

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Imagine All the Jesus

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The Best Part is Admitting You're Wrong but Never Admitting You're Wrong

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