existentialism

We've never lived in Australia, but if Tumblr's Australian rosetta stone is any indicator, it seems like an exciting place to be. Let this version of the place be a confusing warning of Australia-themed dread. That and the mortifying nopes of Australia drive home the whole "tons of spiders everywhere" thing.

It's pretty well known that Tumblr can escalate quickly, such as taking a small thing and making it snowball into a grandiose rumination on life and everything. Just one image of a laminated paper towel inspired questions about life, existence and purpose.

There's something about being completely isolated from the world, with nothing but the sound and sensation of running water, that evokes a certain sense of clarity. These profound moments of intuitive thought can bring us epiphanies and realizations that would have otherwise remained shrouded in the mists of our minds. 

Well. Then there's moments like these where, instead of solving the problems that plague your life, your brain starts dwelling on the fact that your tie is an arrow pointing at your dick and other deliciously inane things that have otherwise no bearing on your life. 

These shower thoughts fall more in the second category. 

This teacher dealt with the burning agony of an empty classroom by live-tweeting his existential crisis: the results are gold. 

Evil got that big D.

Shall ye' ponder some more deep shower thoughts?

• Another Mind Blowing Shower Thoughts
• Enlightened Shower Thoughts
• Thought Provoking Shower Thoughts
• Shower thought realizations

This fantastic set of comics from Owlturd is relatable on a deeply existential level. 

People shared their deepest and most disturbing realizations about life recently on ask reddit and it's fueling our most recent existential crisis. 

Hunter S. Thompson, famed author and journalist, and notorious for his dark existentialistic view on the color of life. His works and ramblings blurred the line between truth and fiction and left us with no shortage of great quotes and insights.