evil

Wearing that shirt will help the guy stay chaste.

If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

I bet this is a great way to meet new people.

The war on beards may be unwinnable.

Anyone who does this to someone else belongs here.