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19 Dismal Essays That Made English Teachers Lose Hope

Everyone knows you don't just copy and paste from Wikipedia! You've gotta change some of those sentences around and throw in some synonyms to throw em off your trail. Students have always been pretty stupid. Are they getting dumber? Who knows. Maybe these days we just have much better ways of documenting the stupid. For more, here are teachers sharing the dumbest essays turned in by students.

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Guy Writes Naughty Persuasive Essay On Why Girl Should Go To Third Base With Him

All we want to know at this point in the game, is did he pass with flying colors, get the A+, and the green light? Who's to say. What we do know is that this dude did not hold back on the effort, and pouring his thirsty heart out into his persuasive essay. 

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10 Unimpressed Teachers Share The Most Mindless Essays They've Had Turned In

These students aren't even close to trying hard enough. Not only did they fail to do the assignment; they failed miserably at playing outside the bounds of the rules. 

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Tumblr User Writes Compelling Theory On Why Violet Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

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