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Props to this guy for remaining a man of his word, in what should arguably be "ESPN's Last Body" issue. God help us all. 

In an especially immersive drawing session, ESPN college basketball analyst, Jay Williams accidentally drew a couple stick figures seemingly having sex with each other. He goes on to claim said NSFW drawing is the Duke Blue Devils. Bruh. Your Pictionary game is weaak.

He was going for this:

In a bizarre incident on ESPN, former NFL linebacker Shawne Merriman walked away in the middle of an interview with Bomani Jones and Dan LeBatard on the show Highly Questionable. The show was taped a month ago and on LeBatard's Nov. 21 radio show the two TV hosts discussed the incident in detail. They also revealed that an earlier part of the discussion had focused on Merriman's relationship with ex-girlfriend Tila Tequila.

Merriman remained cordial throughout the interview, even while leaving, which made the whole thing all-the-more strange. When Merriman decided to leave the hosts were asking him pretty standard stuff so who really knows why he got up and left.

What's the deal with all of these sports broadcasts containing numerous references to a single movie/TV show? With the recent popularity of WHAS Louisville sports anchor Adam Lefkoe's Seinfeldcast and RapCast, Youtubers have been finding television programs with similar strings of pop culture references embedded in their telecasts. Case and point: NFL Kickoff on ESPN has a ton of references to The Princess Bride (1987).

Now if somebody could just drudge up a reel of Jurassic Park quotes, that'd be super.

Don't worry though, I'm sure the internet will find a way...