Via Rocketto Man
Ironically, it looks like he won't have any descendants.
escalator
Via thatsideofutube
Okay. Either that old dude is senile and off his damn rocker, or he's rocking one seriously impressive Poker Face. Probably the latter.
Via ViralHog
Jesus might be able to turn water into wine, but he can't do the same for a ceiling.
In this video from Germany, Jesus tries to get his cross up the escalator, and it looks like his cross to bear just got a little more unbearable.
Can't we cut this guy a break. Actually, don't. He nailed it.
