Time's this crazy thing that seems to pass faster every year we're on this wild planet. Ninjas in here cutting onions in here, man...
The common theme in play with all these would appear to be, sue his ass.
Count your lucky stars that you're not one of these unlucky souls.
Is this dude immortal or what.
Humiliated and utterly humbled by the unwanted graces of rotten luck.
These breakups are absolutely brutal.
We're not crying, YOU'RE crying!
This goes to show that just a few words can go a LONG WAY.
