elon musk

We seriously need to get behind the chicken conveyor belt idea! Bored Elon Musk is out here accomplishing great things in the daydreaming department. 

Elon Musk is once again ready to change the world forever. This time we're looking at leafblowers. Can you imagine a quieter, peaceful place freed from the agonizing roars of leafblowers starting up in the morning? Sounds like a well-rested world, not grinding their teeth before they get out of bed in the morning. I would like to live in this world. Please Elon Musk, make it happen. And if you're in the mood for more Twitter gold from Elon Musk, we recommend you check out his recent viral thread on being an absolute unit here.

The Museum of English Rural Life gained international recognition after its account posted a pic of a ram, and then describing it as an "absolute unit." Elon Musk proceeded to change his profile pic to the described unit. The rest of the internet is playing along beautifully. 

Elon Musk made our day with this one. I'm not sure whether I'm deeply uncomfortable, or just genuinely impressed with how believable the photoshopped pics look. The Musk is here! And naturally, Twitter has some strong feelings about it. 

When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ended up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive. 

It's hard to tell if these people are joking. If they aren't, we have a very serious problem.

Ol' Musky is back at it again with news of a flying car (or aptly named, Roadster), being a thing by 2022. Elon Musk shocking Twitter with his status quo-shattering capacity for bringing the world the cool sh*t we thought was reserved for the movies, is nothing new. In this case, we need only ask ourselves, what will he do next to leave us speechless? 

At least Elon Musk won't be dealing with any blowback from the SEC after this silly little Twitter spat. 

Now, THIS is where it all starts. Just wait for it: Musk will up and unleash that Mecha to the world. There's no telling where things will spiral from there. To think that it all began with an innocent thread about his favorite anime shows. 

The tweet-announcement from Elon Musk follows a report from Financial Times that suggested Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund has forged a $2 billion stake in Tesla. Tesla's stock proceeded to skyrocket before it was suddenly halted...

The parody account @BoredElonMusk is full of genius solutions to life's minor problems.

So many of these ideas need to be a part of our reality.

Today, history was made, as one of the world's most powerful rockets successfully carried Elon Musk's red roadster (from Tesla, mind you) into a navigable orbit around Mars. Did Elon Musk want to disprove the Flat Earther theory once and for all, or what? 

Brilliant work from Mr. Musk on this one...