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When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ended up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive. 

It's hard to tell if these people are joking. If they aren't, we have a very serious problem.

Ol' Musky is back at it again with news of a flying car (or aptly named, Roadster), being a thing by 2022. Elon Musk shocking Twitter with his status quo-shattering capacity for bringing the world the cool sh*t we thought was reserved for the movies, is nothing new. In this case, we need only ask ourselves, what will he do next to leave us speechless? 

At least Elon Musk won't be dealing with any blowback from the SEC after this silly little Twitter spat. 

Now, THIS is where it all starts. Just wait for it: Musk will up and unleash that Mecha to the world. There's no telling where things will spiral from there. To think that it all began with an innocent thread about his favorite anime shows. 

The tweet-announcement from Elon Musk follows a report from Financial Times that suggested Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund has forged a $2 billion stake in Tesla. Tesla's stock proceeded to skyrocket before it was suddenly halted...

The parody account @BoredElonMusk is full of genius solutions to life's minor problems.

So many of these ideas need to be a part of our reality.

Today, history was made, as one of the world's most powerful rockets successfully carried Elon Musk's red roadster (from Tesla, mind you) into a navigable orbit around Mars. Did Elon Musk want to disprove the Flat Earther theory once and for all, or what? 

Brilliant work from Mr. Musk on this one...

Elon Musk always keeps us on our toes, and he's finally here to explain all his strange behavior lately. You know...the flamethrows / robo-dragon thing for instance.

Elon Musk back at it again with the A+ ideas that we actually need to see happen. A boring (as in the "boring" flamethrowers he actually created) dragon has never sounded so damn enticing. Where can we get one? 

Would excitedly kickstart most of these. Maybe the tech god himself is gathering inspiration from this Twitter account nowadays...

The real question is whether or not Elon Musk actually tricked anyone out. Good to see Musk maintaining a sense of humor amidst a rocky week last week, with shares dipping more than 7%.