They say you can't get to Mars without breaking a few eggs. While the most recent SpaceX Starship attempt didn't exactly have a perfect landing, watching the thing from far away lets you see exactly how it straight up looks like a sideways building falling to the earth before very nearly re-righting itself and (almost) sticking the landing.
Elon Musk likes to keep it interesting on Twitter. He's regularly churching out surprising tweets about all kinds of crazy sh*t. And now Elon Musk has graced the world with a song, a song with the kind of track title that might just speak to the reality of some of the new music scene nowadays. Maybe he's just trolling Soundcloud rappers? Or maybe this is the start of a career in the music industry.
Elon Musk and the folks at Tesla unveiled their new CyberTruck at a live-streamed event in Los Angeles, California. They proceeded to unleash a tidal wave of hilarious memes. Seriously, these are comedy gold. We're just wondering whether this was Elon Musk's plan all along, for some free marketing. Reveal a futuristic truck that can withstand sledgehammer blows, but make sure it looks like it was drawn by a 5-year-old, so that the meme lords tear it a new one.
An excited Elon Musk tweeted about how he's ready to occupy Mars, but the biggest problem was that what we're looking at in said tweet is actually a blood moon. I mean, that'd be dope too. But Twitter was ready to call him out for his funny little fail, and here we are.
Elon Musk is once again ready to change the world forever. This time we're looking at leafblowers. Can you imagine a quieter, peaceful place freed from the agonizing roars of leafblowers starting up in the morning? Sounds like a well-rested world, not grinding their teeth before they get out of bed in the morning. I would like to live in this world. Please Elon Musk, make it happen. And if you're in the mood for more Twitter gold from Elon Musk, we recommend you check out his recent viral thread on being an absolute unit here.
The Museum of English Rural Life gained international recognition after its account posted a pic of a ram, and then describing it as an "absolute unit." Elon Musk proceeded to change his profile pic to the described unit. The rest of the internet is playing along beautifully.
When this fed up woman took to Twitter to express how she feels about wanting to head to Mars to get away from men, Elon Musk ended up getting involved in some sweet, pillow talk with Mars about just how badly they want each other. It would seem her unrest gave way to something beautiful between a big 'ol red planet, and Mr. Elon Musk himself, and for that, we are grateful. What a time to be alive.
Elon Musk's jet flights get treated with pinball sound effects, and it's ended up being the video we never knew we needed!
Ol' Musky is back at it again with news of a flying car (or aptly named, Roadster), being a thing by 2022. Elon Musk shocking Twitter with his status quo-shattering capacity for bringing the world the cool sh*t we thought was reserved for the movies, is nothing new. In this case, we need only ask ourselves, what will he do next to leave us speechless?
