eiffel tower

Never ask the interwebs for help. This is what happens. But then again, the results are nothing if not wildly creative and ridiculous. 

The man's a national treasure. All hail Ryan Reynolds!

ABSOLUTE.LEGEND. For real tho, this is what extreme athleticism looks like, guys. The Eiffel Tower costume-rocking athlete has been identified as 70-year-old Paris-based runner Michel Bach. A friend of Bach's says he has participated in (and finished!) over 200 marathons across the globe in places like New York, Chicago, Paris, Los Angeles and Nepal.

Don't do it and save yourself a headache.