ego

The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.

I don't think anyone's going to come back crying, my dude. 

What do you get when social media lets people share every dumbass thought they have? Why you get people lying about their own intelligence, of course. These people think highly of themselves, and they very badly want everyone else to know.

These people must have strong necks and hard skulls to hold all that heavy brain in. It's a miracle they can handle those big, sopping brains, wet with armchair philosophies about Nietsche and dark matter.

You'd think social media's effect on dumbasses would be constrained to dumb jokes and some occasional oversharing. Somehow it's also given rise to narcissists who need an ego boost by claiming dubious mental superiority and bullying people online. Here are some of those so called "geniuses."

Would you look at the big brains on these folks. It's a miracle they can even hold their heads up under the weight of all that ego. Of course there's no way to prove any of these people are actually as smart as they say. What we do know is that they sure like bragging.

Do you talk too much? Too little? Do you talk too loud? Are you incapable of receiving a compliment? Welcome to the club.

We got some egos up in here!