eggs

This guy had quite the fail after wolfing down a wonderful six egg omelette, and then realizing that it was intended for the whole family. Yikes. There it is. The fail occurred, and some solid stress-induced indigestion likely resulted. 

Apparently this guy's relationship is being damaged by his girlfriend's obsession with eggs. The man is in ruins. Sounds like he's living a life of walking around on eggshells. Yeah, you bet the wordplay came out in full force on this rather ridiculous "relationship advice" moment. 

You read that right, eggs with smiley faces drawn on. It's not every day that you get to see someone sell a water cooler for eggs. And it's even rarer that people up the ante and start a bidding war over it. Out of all the weird and fantastic things we've seen on marketplace, this whole eggschange just makes us so happy.

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

There are no stupid questions. But there are absolutely ridiculous questions. These kids risked looking like complete idiots just so everyone else could know the truth. Hats off to these "fantastic" sex ed questions.

In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

Here's a quick reminder that given the circumstances, your day is probably going alright.

Old paint never looked so forbiddenly scrumptious. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more.

Jim Smallman asked people on Twitter to share their weird fears. The responses were troubling.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em, eggs.

We know the answer to that age-old question: "Which came first? The chicken or the literal truckload of eggs?"