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'Two crows have extorted me into providing them boiled eggs': Suburban resident fights back against crafty birds who targeted their trash

'Two crows have extorted me into providing them boiled eggs': Suburban resident fights back against crafty birds who targeted their trash

Crows are some of the smartest birds out there, and they're teaming up to get what they want from this suburban neighborhood. As humans build more and more houses for ourselves, we're slowly eliminating the places where wildlife can live . Each new housing development kicks out the deer, raccoons, squirrels, and birds that are native to the area (and possibly even bears or moose, depending on where you live). This means that more and more, humans are interacting with wildlife up close and perso…
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'[Neighbors] insisted on us getting a fine': Neighbor gets petty after Karens make him pay a $50 fine because his chicken ended up on their property

'[Neighbors] insisted on us getting a fine': Neighbor gets petty after Karens make him pay a $50 fine because his chicken ended up on their property

Shouldn't animal control have been able to shut down this Karen duo? The fact that they were able to intimidate animal control into enforcing a fine that would have otherwise just been a warning says a lot more about the fragile authority of animal control than anything else. Now, personally speaking, I could not live right next to someone who keeps a dozen chickens and who always is having problems with those chickens because of raccoons and other animal attacks. That is not exactly my neighbo…
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'It's hilarious and irritating': Egg-monger sells eggspensive eggs but demands customers agree to returning them for no refund if needed, eggsperts chime in

Sorry, not sorry, for the egg puns—they are eggcellent!
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'It calls for sage, not sausage': 20 Bakers who got inventive with their recipe substitutions

'It calls for sage, not sausage': 20 Bakers who got too inventive with their recipe substitutions and ruined their own meals

Have you ever wanted to bake a carrot cake , but you don't have any carrots on hand? One person replied to a carrot cake recipe writing that she'd given kale a try instead. Do you want to guess the results? I'll tell you: it did not taste good. Recipe substitutions are understandable. Sometimes you're halfway through the dish, and you realize that eggs or olive oil aren't in your house. You went to the store, and the ingredients just slipped your mind. And now, you're covered in flour and the o…
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'She flags down a manager': Diner orders plain omelette, is shocked to receive a plain omelette

'She flags down a manager to complain': Diner orders plain omelette, is infuriated to receive a plain omelette

Some customers prefer to learn by experience, rather than listen to the waitstaff who know what they're talking about. This customer chose that route, and was quite displeased with her experience. You can't please everyone, which is especially true when it comes to food service gigs. No matter how long you've been waiting tables, there will always be those customers who ruin their own day by not understanding what they're ordering. Some customers will order a burger, then get upset because this…
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Hungry Doofus Microwaves Egg For 5 Minutes, Suffers Eggsplosion

It happens.
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Microwaved Egg Proves Why It Shan't Be Played With

And that's the way of the egg.
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Customer Demands "Plain" Omelette, Furious It Is Just Eggs

No server is a mind reader.
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Impressive Omelet Robot Serves Humankind For Now

We're watching closely, omelet robot.
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TikToker Exposes Fake Hotel Eggs

Is nothing sacred.
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Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this fail.
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Redditor asks for advice with his egg-obsessed girlfriend.

Guy Asks For Advice With His Egg-Obsessed Girlfriend

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Seller Gets In Eggstreme Bidding War Over Water Cooler

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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

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16 Hilarious Questions Kids Asked in Sex Ed

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17 Times Denny's Social Media Left Us Confused and Scared

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