Everyone in the service industry has at one point had to deal with ridiculous customer demands. Whether that's demanding exactly a pound of wings and getting less wings or rudely demanding no ice and getting less than that, clueless customers have a virtuosic way of asking for something stupid or impossible, then being furious after getting what they want.
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TikToker @treyrey7 had a video go viral after she provided a rather gnarly reveal on the process that goes into preparing hotel eggs. Basically, as with so many things in this crazy life, ignorance is bliss. Apparently though, the eggs themselves contain much of the same nutritional value that "normal" scrambled eggs contain. They just look a little bit monstrous during this video. Folks in the comments section were not thrilled, to say the least.
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Many of us have encountered the frustrating, time-consuming process that is properly peeling a hard boiled egg. It can end up taking way too long. Well, it looks like that conundrum is going to be a thing of the past. This method is easy enough, and super effective. Thanks, Chef.
Apparently this guy's relationship is being damaged by his girlfriend's obsession with eggs. The man is in ruins. Sounds like he's living a life of walking around on eggshells. Yeah, you bet the wordplay came out in full force on this rather ridiculous "relationship advice" moment.
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You read that right, eggs with smiley faces drawn on. It's not every day that you get to see someone sell a water cooler for eggs. And it's even rarer that people up the ante and start a bidding war over it. Out of all the weird and fantastic things we've seen on marketplace, this whole eggschange just makes us so happy.
Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
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In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.
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