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Woman's Attempt At Breakfast Gets Roasted Beyond Recognition

Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.

If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.

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16 Hilarious Questions Kids Asked in Sex Ed

There are no stupid questions. But there are absolutely ridiculous questions. These kids risked looking like complete idiots just so everyone else could know the truth. Hats off to these "fantastic" sex ed questions.

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17 Times Denny's Social Media Left Us Confused and Scared

In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

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20 Things That Look Like Delicious Food but Are Not

Old paint never looked so forbiddenly scrumptious. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more.

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14 Weird Fears that Are Way Too Specific

Jim Smallman asked people on Twitter to share their weird fears. The responses were troubling.

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Norway's Olympic Team is Getting Yolked after being Mistakenly Sent 15,000 Eggs

We know the answer to that age-old question: "Which came first? The chicken or the literal truckload of eggs?"

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Lone Hero of The Day: Woman Arrested After Throwing Eggs at Kylie and Kendall Jenner
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This story is egggggcellent.

According to Page Six, reality-TV sisters Kylie and Kendall Jenner had eggs thrown at them by a disgruntled woman while promoting their new clothing line at a mall in Sydney, Australia.

The woman started throwing eggs at the pair from the top level of a mall, but neither were hit.

"Following an incident at a shopping center in Parramatta around 4:30 yesterday afternoon, a 25-year-old woman from Punchbowl was arrested and taken to the Parramatta police station," a spokesperson from the New South Wales police confirmed to E! News. "She was charged with three counts of assaulting a police officer. The police officers were trying to arrest her and she resisted. The woman was also charged with behaving in an offensive manner."

These sisters were promoting their Kendall + Kylie Collection at Forever New. There is no footage of the incident, but it probably looked something like this...