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A collection of people's worst excuses for cheating on their partners. | mar @xxhappycamper Replying that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she my friend) and messaged her. Then confronted him he said someone hacked him updated his current location bio current said did happen? Response don't know these hackers work Marissa

Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating

failed attempts and memes | warning sign showing an adult holding a child above a security rail. Well, there's no circle thingy with slash through so guess it's okay. Pure chemistry awesome tried telling chemistry joke once, but got no reaction Haha what's joke May be might understand

Attempts That Got Caught Up In the Net of Failure

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Dumb and funny questions people were asked | posted by moe_skweeto trying move one those big, multi purpose weight machines, and they noticed it's set its heaviest setting Why don't set its lightest setting so it'll be lighter

Dumb Questions People Were Asked

Times people realized their boss was stupid | Peregrine2976 Dropped ton cash renting art museum's art bank our (decrepit Chinatown) office. Then didn't have money pay salaries

When People Realized Their Boss Was Dumb

Person applies to college claiming to be a race from dungeons and dragons | r/tifu Posted by stplkinatmswn TIFU Unknowingly Applying College as Fictional Race. So little backstory my knowledge just about 8th Native American. My parents didn't raise spiritual or anything but knew they did have little shrine they liked keep some things and whatever just part house had friends ask about and nothing crazy.

Person Accidentally Applies to College as Fictional Race from Dungeons and Dragons

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funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

guy catches car rolling down driveway and stops it

Guy Fails To Set Parking Break, Catches Car Rolling Down Driveway

People's stories of childhood mysteries | Windshards2 23.3k points 2 days ago 6 5 2 9 More always wanted know behind ATMS at bank worked and where did money come grew up and worked at bank just find out some fat dude had squeeze behind ATMS refill

Childhood Mysteries People Solved Years Later

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precariously balanced cups |  wint @dril 3h user named beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing since 2004, by sending pictures cups are too close edge table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril

Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

A computer user calls tech support because they don't understand how tabs work | r/talesfromtechsupport u/Gsmith2885 User states can only open 1 program at time my browser Short work large multinational call center as level 1 tech support. At peak times have between 20 30 thousand employees connected our network. Our users use various applications many which run browser. Some programs require Chrome some require Internet Explorer been doing this long enough have pretty good

Computer User Calls Tech Support, Doesn't Understand How Tabs Work

An AskReddit thread about various scams that are so normalized people don't notice | ChaChaRealSmoothe 5h games at fairs/carnivals. Reply 1.9k

Normalized Scams People Don't Notice

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funny dad jokes | can't remember write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.

Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

A hilarious misunderstanding regarding a bath bomb makes a complete mess. | Ment say today put chocolate bath bomb bath and got stuck my hair etc took ages wash out quite sticky but thanx luv xxx not bath bomb trish fuck sake ru serious xxX Wasn't

British Lad Mistakes Hot Chocolate Treat For Bath Bomb, Mess Ensues

dog gets pregnant and owner demands child support | Posted by u/juhjbft 1 day ago 2 3 2 2 8 3 AITA not paying my neighbor's dog's "child support Yes read right Not hole This story is going sound ridiculous, especially with story yesterday about dogs cheating but assure this isn't shitpost My neighbor's dog recently got pregnant and she claims my dog did which is likely because her dog often escaped into my yard and she lets her dog roam around s annoying cuz her dog shits my yard.

Negligent Neighbor Demands Dog Child Support

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Real Estate Guru Gets Called Out

Ship captain disregards his crew's warnings about rust on the ship | r/MaliciousCompliance Join u/VirtualToddler Captain said get all rust, now tank has hole. M On mobile TL/DR at end little background first. Before came my senses and changed course worked as sailor on petroleum carrier. One many duties sailor has is keeping vessel turning into large iron ore deposit on sea floor do this, there is tool called needle scaler s pneumatic device consists bunch 7-12 inch long 1/16 inch

Ship Captain Disregards Deck Crew's Advice, Loses Bonus, Gets Chewed Out