If they're not from France they're just sparkling gems.

"Sure, that's fine."

Want a font that's not only incomprehensible but also has the vibe as a memo for a poorly attended PTA meeting? Want to see fingers pointing to nowhere but in a way that reminds you of your boss leaving a passive aggressive note on the copier? Well this trailer purports that you soon can, with the terrible power of Comic Dings.

Something is off.

By all means express yourself, but if constantly talking about how you “could totally beat someone up if you really wanted to but don't right now” isn't exactly the quickest way to earn people's respect. We've all known a few people like this. Some of us have even done this stuff before realizing its not having its intended effect. If you find yourself crafting a multi-paragraph Facebook post about how you're a shark and these waters are your grisly home, save that bad boy in drafts, sleep on i…

Ouch.

Words our hard.

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

Surprisingly, not a lot of spitting.

Don't do 'em.

That'll get a lot done.

Still better than most music.

Enter the Tweet zone.

When is "stop helping coworkers" a good business move?

The package has arrived.

It was a simpler time.