We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.
dude
By lucky1
Your first mistake was emulating anything Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott did, especially if it happened in a stoner comedy about misplacing your car.
By pirrimarin
From the submitter:
My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.
