drunk

If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver! 

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

Oh, if these scars could talk. They would say "God I am dumb. Why did I think I could make it over that car on a razor scooter." Here's what people had to say about their idiotic injuries.

Sit back, pass the potato and don't forget to get in a fight with the guy dressed like Jesus.

These are gruesome, dude. Truly wishing I could unsee half these outright disgusting revelations; but then again, what do you really expect in terms of the whole ignorance is bliss philosophy when it comes to fast food. 

This is the pure and unadulterated drunken sh*tshow that St. Patrick's Day 2018 needed...