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This reporter clearly had a very long day. To make matters worse for her, a drunk 49ers fan showed up to try and get some airtime. This reporter wasn't having any of it, and upped the stakes in a hilariously awkward way. 

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This dude's like 700% Irish at least. Gotta love an amazing card trick from a guy who's completely blasted. 

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17 Subway Employees Share the Most Awful Sandwiches They Ever Had to Make

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

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Should've held him back bro. Fortunately things seem to work out for this drunk guy as he plummets into a boat, after one profoundly idiotic jump. 

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Drunk Guy Loses His ID So Travel Agency Surprises Him In The Best Way

If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.

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Actual Stories From A 12 Year Bartender Who's Seen Everything

You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

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"I'm a f*cking constitutional officer! You can't take ME to jail" This oldie goldie shows the true heroism of holding other police officers accountable for their BS actions. 

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Some people just refuse to be helped. This is one of those times. You would've been best served, just carrying yourself on down the road. 

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Pushy Entitled Car Seller Gets His Dockers in Knots over Reasonable Offer

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

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17 of the Dumbest Things People Said to Cops

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

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18 of the Most Monstrously Rude Guests People Let in Their Houses

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

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15 Uber Drivers And Passengers Reveal Their Most WTF Encounters With Each Other

People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver! 

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Dipsh*t Driver Rats Himself Out For Hit and Run

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

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