This reporter clearly had a very long day. To make matters worse for her, a drunk 49ers fan showed up to try and get some airtime. This reporter wasn't having any of it, and upped the stakes in a hilariously awkward way.
This dude's like 700% Irish at least. Gotta love an amazing card trick from a guy who's completely blasted.
The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.
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— こな (@aaosaka90) May 1, 2019
Should've held him back bro. Fortunately things seem to work out for this drunk guy as he plummets into a boat, after one profoundly idiotic jump.
If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.
You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these.
"I'm a f*cking constitutional officer! You can't take ME to jail" This oldie goldie shows the true heroism of holding other police officers accountable for their BS actions.
Some people just refuse to be helped. This is one of those times. You would've been best served, just carrying yourself on down the road.
