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This girl straight up crushed the "Devil's Wheel" ride in Munich for Oktoberfest Week 1. The ride is notorious for increasing its intensity until all the drunken fools go flying off, but we see nothing of the sort with this champion. She handles it like it's nobody's business. 

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Girl Deeply Regrets Drunk Texting Her Crush

Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed. 

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Dad Drives Off Jehovah's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.
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Guy Loses Parents In Drunk Driving Accident, Uncle Takes Him In, Introduces Him To The Love Of His Life

These wholesome pure feels pull on the heart strings. This guy's story starts in on when he lost his parents as a 10-year-old, to a nasty drunk driver. From there, he was taken in by his uncle, and grew up battling a terrible sadness. 

Fast forward to when he's 22-years-old, and still hasn't had a relationship with his girl, until his uncle takes him to a sandwich shop after he loses his job; and ends up meeting the love of his life in a chance encounter. His uncle plays quite the wingman, and even calls the girl on his behalf to get things in motion. This is one of those stories that you read nervously, with hope that nothing goes south, and amazingly...nothing does! 

Guy loses his parents in a drunk driving accident, moves in with his uncle, and gets introduced to the love of his life.
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Party Where Each Guest Provides 3-Minute Powerpoint Presentation Is Actually Genius

Talk about a brilliant way to break the ice at a party, and keep guests on their toes. You're bound to get a real feel for how people perform under pressure if you break out this kind of game. 

A game by the sounds of it that asks each player to put together a 3-minute Powerpoint presentation on something they're passionate about. We've got a nice little recap below of the woman who ended up winning with her presentation on Shadow the Hedgehog's true moral compass. 

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Golf Course Employee Performs Pro Revenge On Golfer Jerk Who Throws Beer At Him

It sounds like these golfers were lost in the sauce, and acting up in all kinds of ways. In this case, we've got a nice golf course ranger who was just trying to maintain some peace on the course. Unfortunately, one particular golfer didn't take too kindly to him telling them to stop drinking and stirring up a ruckus on the course. He handled the situation with a little pro revenge, and ended up getting them busted by a sheriff who was nearby. 

Golf employee takes a pro revenge on a drunk golfer who threw his half drank beer at him for telling them to stop drinking on the course.
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This reporter clearly had a very long day. To make matters worse for her, a drunk 49ers fan showed up to try and get some airtime. This reporter wasn't having any of it, and upped the stakes in a hilariously awkward way. 

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This dude's like 700% Irish at least. Gotta love an amazing card trick from a guy who's completely blasted. 

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17 Subway Employees Share the Most Awful Sandwiches They Ever Had to Make

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

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Should've held him back bro. Fortunately things seem to work out for this drunk guy as he plummets into a boat, after one profoundly idiotic jump. 

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Drunk Guy Loses His ID So Travel Agency Surprises Him In The Best Way

If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.

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Actual Stories From A 12 Year Bartender Who's Seen Everything

You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

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"I'm a f*cking constitutional officer! You can't take ME to jail" This oldie goldie shows the true heroism of holding other police officers accountable for their BS actions. 

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Some people just refuse to be helped. This is one of those times. You would've been best served, just carrying yourself on down the road.