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Pushy Entitled Car Seller Gets His Dockers in Knots over Reasonable Offer

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

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17 of the Dumbest Things People Said to Cops

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

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18 of the Most Monstrously Rude Guests People Let in Their Houses

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

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15 Uber Drivers And Passengers Reveal Their Most WTF Encounters With Each Other

People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver! 

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Dipsh*t Driver Rats Himself Out For Hit and Run

After a hit and run, this community on Nextdoor was getting themselves organized when they got an enlightening update. 

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14 People Share the Stupidest Ways They've Injured Themselves

Oh, if these scars could talk. They would say "God I am dumb. Why did I think I could make it over that car on a razor scooter." Here's what people had to say about their idiotic injuries.

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24 People Share the Craziest Thing They've Seen at a Party

Sit back, pass the potato and don't forget to get in a fight with the guy dressed like Jesus.

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These Harrowing Tales From Jack In the Box Night Manager Didn't Fail to Kill Desire For the Drunken Return Visit

These are gruesome, dude. Truly wishing I could unsee half these outright disgusting revelations; but then again, what do you really expect in terms of the whole ignorance is bliss philosophy when it comes to fast food

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18 Irish Yoga Masters Who Mastered Their St. Patrick's Day Poses

These drunken degenerates are DEFINITELY starting their St. Patrick's Day celebration early. 

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15 Purchases That People Made While Drunk Beyond Belief

In all fairness some of these seem like nothing more than the blatant lies of someone jacked up on liquid courage. I mean really, a house? Dude had to have been drunk for a month+. 

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Party Fails That Got Way Too Creative

Where some people see pity in the faces of their passed out friends, the artists in us see a pristine canvas. Mostly for drawing dicks.

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