Maybe the weirdest part of this whole thing is that all of it was loose? Like, even if it was all in a duffel bag there would still be an atom of plausible deniability there. But nah, he just had to make it so damningly obvious. Also you know that crowd is just waiting for the cops to leave so they can sweep up whatever they can.

Spice. Not even once.

We're not sure if there's a moral to this story.

The goblin was fine in the end!

Ideas don't get much worse than this.