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21 Moments of Trashiness That Creeped from the Garbage Heap

The world is full of less than savory characters. Thankfully, most people don't run around leaving literal garbage everywhere they go, or steal free food and try to sell it. But there are a few who do, and boy, they sure are some pieces of work. For more trashiness, check these out.

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12 Ridiculous Times Medical Professionals Saw Right Through Lying Patients

It's almost always a bad idea to lie to a doctor. Like, if you're in the hospital for a legit reason, it's always a better option to actually tell them what happened to you. And if you're in a doctors office for a totally illegitimate reason. idk what to say, man. Anyway with that out of the way, here's some juicy times people lied to doctors and faked illness for various reasons. If you want even more of a sad thrill, here are doctors telling stories of their most dangerously stupid patients.

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Boastful Texas Police Get Roasted For Bragging About Underwhelming Drug Bust

Over the weekend an excited police department in Texas decided to post about their recent bust in Fort Bend County, where they seized some serious paraphernalia. Call it home, folks, this is a story meant for the big screen! You better believe people were ready to bring the roasts on Twitter. And they did not disappoint. 

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Dude Shreks His Terrible Roommate in Tale of Epic Revenge

When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.

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This is NOT the room you are looking for, guys. Apparently they found no marijuana, and only CBD, which was legal in Missouri. I mean, come on. What is this. This is colder than shutting down a kid's lemonade stand. 

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Woman Feels Stupid for Believing Dad's Ridiculous Weed Lie for 17 Years

You'd think after a few years of her mom having an "eye disease", she's catch on after like, at least year 10. Apparently it just never clicked? What can we say, parents lie to their kids all the time, sometimes not even for a good reason. Here are times parents lied to their kids just for a goof.

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10 Baked Twitter Users Share The Most Ridiculously High Things They've Done

Sometimes you get lost in that disorienting dank haze of the good green stuff. Your mind and your body find themselves at odds, and the most simple of tasks, become...monumentally strenuous. It's almost like you get to watch yourself struggle around on dumbed down auto pilot. These Twitter users shared their "highest" moments, and the results are amazing. 

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15 Complete Lies Our Parents Crammed into Our Heads

As you get older, it becomes more and more clear that your parents didn't really know what they were doing. Some lies were rooted in real concerns our parents had for us. Some were just hearsay. And in some cases, they were just trying to make fun of us. Thank God we have Google to undo what our parents did to us. Anyway if these made you have flashbacks, here's some more lies parents told their kids.

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Funny Commenters Go Way Too Hard in Marathon Post About Where Drugs Went

It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

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Sit back and watch the 50s become the 60s before your very eyes. You can watch her (the chosen research subject) try to explain what she's experiencing, seeing to Dr. Sidney Cohen, who administered LSD to her at the Los Angeles Veterans Hospital. It would seem to be a hopeless cause, as people suggest, the only way he'd have fully understood, would've been to have taken the LSD himself. 

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25 Freaky Things People Found After They Bought a House

Some of these are living nightmares, others are relics of a time long past. More of them are embarrassing things people hid and forgot about. A few are the reason the last tenants left the place.

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You know you're an obscenely wealthy drug lord when you've got your own damn zoo open to the public. 

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17 of the Dumbest Things People Said to Cops

These police officers are recalling all the times people probably should've exercised their right to remain silent.

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18 of the Most Monstrously Rude Guests People Let in Their Houses

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

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Last month, employees at a cannabis dispensary in Canada were forced to fight off would-be robbers who assaulted them with bear spray. This employee grabbed the first thing he could find, which ended up being a formidable bong.  It looks like he was ready to smoke those intruders before they ran off. None of the employees were seriously injured.