dreams

In most cases, someone offering to tell you about a dream they had is the most boring and stupid waste of 5 minutes you can engage in. But when it's from the twisted mind of a tumblr user, and it's about operating an all-clown meat deli, it's really hard not to pay attention. It's got action, crime, drama, science and most importantly a whole lotta clown meat. Here are some more funny, random and shiny tumblr gems.

Remember everyone, sleeping is the time when you're most vulnerable, and literally anything can happen. Not much makes a scary situation scarier than when you're jolted into reality with zero context. It's kind of impossible to prevent stuff like this happening while you're asleep, so just...try not to sleep I guess?

Surprisingly, a few of these people actually got real, concrete answers to the strange things they witnessed. The rest are just left to imagine why they saw some crazy unexplainable phenomenon. Most of the time the world makes sense. Then there's the other times.

There is something properly twisted going on with the seemingly universal affliction that is wrestling the nightmare involving using a non-partitioned public restroom. WTF, dude. 

Many people think that dreams are a product of the subconscious. Some look for meaning or even prophecies within their dream. Almost everyone is able to keep their dreams inside their own head but Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy is not one of them. He mumbles responses, accusations and general statements while he's a asleep and his wife messages it to him so he won't forget a moment of it.