douchebag

Yes, good sir. ALL of nature is "gay." All of the trees and squirrels and deers just spend their entire day having hot tree-squirrel-deer sex. You're quite the sage.

Douchebag levels are off the chart sir, he's approaching maximum Bro!

Dammit is the ghost of Tesla editing Wikipedia articles again?

By day he is just a mild-mannered bro with a terrible haircut. But when he rips his shirt and reveals his Chest Hair of The Mighty, he becomes SUPERDOUCHE.

I'm pretty sure Larry David is just talking about every single person here.

Can we make an addendum to the bro code for all of these rules everywhere?