douche

Would you look at the big brains on these folks. It's a miracle they can even hold their heads up under the weight of all that ego. Of course there's no way to prove any of these people are actually as smart as they say. What we do know is that they sure like bragging.

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

These people are the absolute WORST. Just hope you've never crossed paths with anyone remotely similar to these cretins. 

I can just see all the fratastic buffoons paddling up to this painfully successful and obviously soon-to-be critically acclaimed class in their douchecanoes right now. Redditors really let the brutal barrage of sassy creative brainstorming fly on this one. So, color us impressed.