douche

You'd be amazed by the tremendously callous things people do all the time. Aside from the harm they do, the worst part is when they don't even think they're doing anything wrong. It doesn't matter who they are or where they come from, there are severe assholes in all walks of life. Luckily, this is just a small percentage of people, but boy can selfish behavior get our blood boiling. 

What do you get when social media lets people share every dumbass thought they have? Why you get people lying about their own intelligence, of course. These people think highly of themselves, and they very badly want everyone else to know.

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

Would you look at the big brains on these folks. It's a miracle they can even hold their heads up under the weight of all that ego. Of course there's no way to prove any of these people are actually as smart as they say. What we do know is that they sure like bragging.

Owning a car is mostly just finding a place to park. And when other people make that impossible, whoa boy things get ugly.

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

These people are the absolute WORST. Just hope you've never crossed paths with anyone remotely similar to these cretins. 

I can just see all the fratastic buffoons paddling up to this painfully successful and obviously soon-to-be critically acclaimed class in their douchecanoes right now. Redditors really let the brutal barrage of sassy creative brainstorming fly on this one. So, color us impressed.