Everything here is at least just a little wrong. Welcome to a world of mismatched, sloppy discomfort.
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Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.
New York photographer June Korea lives in a 'constructed fantasy' with a plastic doll named Eva.
Back in 2001 was when June first recognized his infatuation with dolls. "Why do I really photograph dolls? It was loneliness... I became interested in photographing dolls (because) I know human-like but inanimate objects are not going anywhere."
On December 29th, 2014, was when June first met Eva. She arrived in a giant box and has been the center of his life ever since.
Via Daily Mail UK
Police in the UK were fooled by one very realistic looking doll.
What started out as a rescue mission to save a baby left laying in the front seat of a locked car ended in embarrassment for police in Dudley, West Midlands.
After a concerned citizen notified the police of an infant in danger, officers jumped into action—smashing Delesia Rattray's car window. But they didn't find what they expected.
When Rattray returned to her car she found a note from police telling her to call the station. Fearing that a baby's life was in danger, the police smashed her window to save what turned out to be Rattray's 10-year-old sister's baby doll.
The doll was wrapped in a blanket with only its head poking out. Police have since apologized and agreed to cover the cost of replacing the window.
You tried, Dudley police. You tried.
Via Laughing Squid
Custom toymaker Makies has released a line of toys with accessories that are inclusive for kids with disabilities. Currently available are hearing aides, glasses and a cane. One doll features a vascular birthmark hand painted on her face and the company is asking for suggestions to expand their line.
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Which one, you ask? I'm not sure myself.
EDIT: Several users have informed me that this kid is dressed up like Winry Rockbell from Fullmetal Alchemist. I see what they mean!
