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This is gold. 

Brace yourself, there's a pack of onion-cutting ninjas lurking ahead. This story will take you on a brutal feels trip. 

According to this thread, Disney's strict policy that grants them exclusive ownership of any of their employees artwork also gives them the rights to any of the filth that those artists also end up creating as well. We hope Disney has a smut vault/porn cave, but it seems unlikely whether or not they would officially confirm the existence of such a thing. Tumblr has come through with some weird cartoon lore, like this dark thread on Garfield. Tumblr users also share some pretty incredible experiences, like this pizza deliverer who made a list of all the insane people she met.

Twitter users are in a state of utter outrage over the news that there's a "Home Alone" reboot in the works at Disney. Is nothing sacred? It would appear so in these dark and troubling times. Like seriously. Leave "Home Alone" and go mess with something else, guys. Anything else. Just not this timelessly entertaining classic. 

Twitter User @80skillerqueen, went ahead and gifted the internet with a series of face swaps involving Disney protagonists and their antagonists. Our one bone to pick with this otherwise amazing series of face swaps is that Stitch was NOT an antagonist. Outside of that this is gold. And can we all appreciate just how amazing the Scar one is for a moment please? 

Disney knows how to break out the savagery when it comes to razor-sharp witty insults. Seriously you would not want to be caught up in the middle of a verbal exchange with some of these ruthless Disney characters. 

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For somefunny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

Sometimes an animator is left with a problem like "how do I make this character use chopsticks if their hand is a literal fingerless stump?" The pragmatic solutions they've found are goofy as hell, and the absurdness they bring are a hallmark of animation. And then the other half are like "oh yeah, that's kind of stupid."

Hey, adults are the ones who write all of these shows anyway so it just makes sense that they'd sneak something in for the parents. Some of these are references only adults would get, others are just straight up filthy. Anyway, after these you may look at your childhood a little differently.

We get it, they're cartoons, so anything is possible. However, some of these inconsistencies are at least bizarre and at most dark as hell.

Lowcost_costplay is the delightful creativity you need in your life. Who knew you could perfectly capture the essence of your favorite characters using only spaghetti and underwear?

If the intent was to replicate the originals, these off-brands really screwed the pooch.

You'll probably disagree with a lot of these. Hopefully, some will make perfect sense and you couldn't believe why anyone else would possibly disagree.

When you get down to brass tacks, Lord of the Rings was a glorified trip back to Jared.

A bunch of ninjas cutting onions in here, man!