disgusting

We pulled these stomach-turning cursed food images from the sink of r/shittyfoodporn and r/cursedfoods. The resulting batch of cursed food images are enough to sour the most steely of stomachs. We're talking monstrous creations like "egg cake." Why would you go and do something like that. Just why? There's no excuse. The idea of taking a bite into a slice of an egg cake is enough to bring saliva rushing to the corners of the mouth. But then again, the internet seems bent on maintaining an appetite for those strange and uncomfortable cursed images. So, I guess that's how we proceed. 

Just in case you wanted to kill your appetite; this dump is for you. A nice steaming dump of absolutely horrendous cursed food. 

The life of a sandwich artist isn't all glamor and glory. Sometimes some real weird customers get down and dirty with what they want. And no matter how much instinct screams against putting tuna salad on a meatball marinara, you've gotta do it. Fast food work can be weird, like all the stuff drive-thru workers have heard over the mic.

Four Loko decided to disgust the internet with what might be their most disgusting flavor yet. And they did it in honor of 4/20. Would you expect anything less? I sure hope not. 

With the new popularity of processed foods in post WWII America, the culinary lifestyle of the states was about to get pulverized into a steaming heap of tasteless crap. Jell-O pushed its way into meals like an estrange drunken uncle into your last Thanksgiving. Food failure follows us everywhere. Here are some cake mistakes.

Hey, if you like to mix milk with your grape juice, we're not gonna stop you. But we are gonna call you an inhuman freak who needs to see a doctor. If these didn't make you too disgusted, then here's a bunch more crimes against cuisine.

Radio host Sam Sanders asked his fellow twitter users what kind of strange delicacies they created for themselves as children. The results were, really, pretty gross. Lots of peanut butter, ketchup, kraft singles and coca powder went into these people's upbringings. And not necessarily in separate dishes either.

There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice.  Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.

Have a look at this collection of stuff. There's something off in every one. And we have plenty more cursed images. You probably won't like them, but that's kind of the point.

These are just plain old wrong, no matter how you slice and dice them. 

Consider this a guide you can't afford to miss...

We just hope and pray these are fake. 

In case you missed it, Bam Margera made his 'long awaited' return to skateboarding this week. An announcement that people seem equally indifferent and stoked about. Well, amidst the revival of Bargera we were fortunate enough to come across an interview where he shares the wildest thing he's ever seen a Jackass fan do; let's just say our expectations for such a committed, thrill-seeking, dangerously wild fanbase were grossly exceeded.