dirt

Even if you don't typically think of dirt as a meal option, it's hard to argue with random kids in the park who want you to eat at their dirt restaurant. You don't turn down free dirt. Maybe they should think of being a chain restaurant, call themselves Mudruckers or Soiling Point. You know, serve stuff like gravioli or rock fish or frozen yo-dirt. For some more wholesome tales, here are wholesome things people did for the love of the game, and a daughter's twitter thread who got her dad a job at Costco. Or maybe even some blessed images to lighten the mood.