dinner

Pro Tip: Keep politics far away from the dinner table at Christmas. Can't we all just drink our holiday fun juice and have a jolly good 'ol time. 

Dare to be that person who keeps the small talk going at the next holiday dinner table, with tidbits of wildly unexpected knowledge. 

And some of these are downright goofy. When did food stop being about tasting good and start being about how well you could balance it on a smooth rock? Check out more at r/WeWantPlates

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

"No swearing in front of my parents" is pretty common and easy to follow, but these people had some brushes with true obsessive craziness.

You are NOT alone in the time-sapping struggle that is eating a salad. These people are here to bond in the collective struggle with you. 

It's not every day your roommate loses their tarantulas and has sex in your bed. Well, hopefully not every day.