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What do ü peen?

The world needed to know, and Justin Bieber answered.

Exclusive images from NY Daily News show the man-sized toddler with attitude going for a nude dip in Bora Bora. One brave soul tweeted the unedited versions, which can be seen here.

Here's how the Internet responded...

"Who leaked Justin bieber's nudes?" pic.twitter.com/mxJe167wKC

— B (@thugfenty) October 7, 2015

We're right there with ya @justinbieber #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/imfgyyP5S4

— FOXADHD (@FOXADHD) October 7, 2015

Justin Bieber's mentions right now pic.twitter.com/TYfnsEZ8Qi

— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) October 7, 2015

.@justinbieber, this could be us but you playin' #WhatDoYouPeen pic.twitter.com/0crhsuesVB

— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) October 7, 2015

when Justin Bieber's d*ck is all over your tl pic.twitter.com/uhuS28xYs8

— Alex (@_Eggrolls_) October 7, 2015

MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ

— mery (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015

Not a Phallosaurus!

You had to look down at your keyboard, didn't you?

Now look back up at this caption. Keep reading.

You didn't read the title, either. Look up and read it.

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He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

Of all the things to associate with your vagina, "vice" shouldn't be at the top of your list.

That's an awfully suggestive finger.