Holiday beef

No alliances in this neighborhood

'It quite frankly startled and unsettled several of your neighbors'

Is seafood vegan?

Packed with sass and asking for a manager

Don't mess with a cyclist in a bike-friendly town or you'll feel the wrath of a bipedal vigilante with a bone to pick.

Don't order food at the restaurant that you don't intend to pay for…

Another day, another greedy landlord trying to collect.

Most of us try our best to be polite at work, but sometimes those silly, childish customers have a bit of sass coming for them.

This roommate taught their 'friend' a lesson about consequences that they'll likely never forget.

I object!

The only reason any of us are enduring our workday for the sake of a measly paycheck is because life is expensive. Watching our bills, groceries, car payments, and rent go up every month isn't exactly an encouraging reality, but only a deluded person would think that the luxuries in life (like a full fridge and gas in your car) would come without a price tag–but then again...

The grocery store is a lawless place.

If you're caught acting like a hoodlum in public, someone's grandma is probably watching from afar, reaching for the chancla of justice to come down on any wayward ruffian.

You reap what you sow in life– and that's never more true than when we're literally talking about gardening.

This is what a fall from grace looks like