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Twitter Shares What Their Trashy Selves Used to Think Was Fancy

Writer Ariel Dumas asked people what stuff they used to think were the height of luxury. Turns out everyone had similar childhoods. Even Jaegermeister dropped into the conversation, to be met with a pretty solid slam.

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No One Knows If Denny's Marketing Team is Okay

We swear this isn't an ad for Denny's. We just wanna show you all the weird shit they're posting online. We didn't think Denny's new marketing strategy to appeal to tech-savvy youths could get stranger. Then we found out they've discovered Tumblr. Here's 19 head-scratching moments made possible by whatever the hell Denny's is doing to sell pancakes.

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17 Times Denny's Social Media Left Us Confused and Scared

In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

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Denny's Is Getting Fried After Debuting Their Ridiculous New Mascot

There's just no way in hell that they didn't know this was going to end up being cleverly linked to the mascot looking like a literal turd. Not sure if Denny's graphic designer deserves a raise or getting straight up canned for this?

The Denny's mascot is getting made fun of for looking just like a turd.
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Denny's Cracks Joke About Non-Tippers and Twitter Tabletops Them With Spicy Jokes

Denny's just learned their lesson that if you play with 'fire memes' you're apt to get burned by even spicier memes. 

Denny's Twitter account makes bad joke on Twitter about tipping your waiter, and people proceed to troll them.
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21 Times Denny's Tumblr Was Definitely Out of Control

This just in hot off the wire: Denny's isn't drug testing. Or at least these examples of pure ridiculousness hint at such a possibility. Seriously, what's in the water at those establishments these days. Cause whatever it is, I want some. 

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Marilyn Manson has some bad table manners
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TMZ has reported that long time polite person Marilyn Manson might have slipped up at a Denny's in Alberta, Canada.

On tour for his new album, The Pale Emperor, Manson stopped off for a quick, quaint bite at 2 a.m. Then apparently he got mean to a nearby table, whose occupants proceeded to get punchy on Manson's face.

TMZ said this:

"We're told Manson got into an argument with a group at another table, and at some point allegedly called a guy's gf a b*tch.
The guy was pissed, and we're told he responded by punching Manson in the face."


It's a metaphorical, and maybe literal, black eye for the performer who always tried teaching America's young people to turn the other cheek.

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Is it strange that I feel full for him? Something about eating that much Denny's food in a single sitting makes me physically ill and I just can't explain it...