If you argue against this compelling conspiracy theory, you're basically arguing against science.
So, more brimstone rain and the ever-flowing blood of the lamb in the northeastern regions then? Man, I hate this heat wave thing.
Apparently Beth hasn't changed her attire from the show.
Unless your goal is to scare your child into submission, I'd advise against giving this Cabbage Patch Doll.
I wonder if he has his own bus pass or if his work provides him with one...