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above and beyond the call above and beyond the call of duty delivery g rated monday through friday take out - 5747023104
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Quote from Reddit submitter:

Ordered lunch online today and in the special requests box I asked for a drawing of "a dolphin wearing a king's crown engaged in a sword fight with an alligator wearing a bowler cap"... this was above and beyond.
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autocorrect delivery god gps package pkg - 5411696640
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A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.

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brown color copyright delivery shipping trademark UPS - 5273668608
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Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.

Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.

~OLJ

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