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And it's gourmet!

The jig is up! Now send me my videogame you fiend!

Quote from Reddit submitter:

Ordered lunch online today and in the special requests box I asked for a drawing of "a dolphin wearing a king's crown engaged in a sword fight with an alligator wearing a bowler cap"... this was above and beyond.

For only the most speshul deriveries.

A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.

OR: Allergies FAIL

Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.

Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.

~OLJ

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

Fresh from the Himalayas!

~NSHA