By Unknown
And it's gourmet!
Quote from Reddit submitter:
Ordered lunch online today and in the special requests box I asked for a drawing of "a dolphin wearing a king's crown engaged in a sword fight with an alligator wearing a bowler cap"... this was above and beyond.
A GPS is similar to God in many ways: it has a bird's-eye view of earth from space and it tells you what to do and where to go. The only difference is that a GPS isn't more compliant when you sacrifice a live goat in its honor. At least I don't think it is. I've never tried.
Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.
Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.
~OLJ
The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.
~OLJ