deer

There's not much more to it. This deer expressed its disapproval with this guy's advances by letting one rip.

A homeowner called Lufkin Police to respond to a possible burglary in progress. As it turned out, the trespasser they found was even more confused than they were. Reminds us of this twitter thread about cops responding to a suspected burglary with an even dumber ending. But seriously, that is one terrified deer.

Zachary is out here living his BEST life. 

This right here. This is the kind of stuff that we like to see. Yes. Bravo. Thank you internet gods for bestowing something so wonderfully brilliant and idiotic at the same time. Yes. The drum solo you least expect. Phenomenal.

But unfortunately, we don't know it.

lol wut? We had no idea they made that noise!

Or was it an elaborate break in by some freak deer?

"I was driving along when I see this deer struggling to survive. I felt obligated to help her, so I pulled over, trekked through the woods, and crawled out onto the ice. I used a rope to pull her out. I am so glad she is safe. Now we need to find her mom.

**pets deer**

I will call her Miss Ice River. She must be so cold. I am so happy that she survived. Farewell." 

He's probably collected a few hearts by now too.