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Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle
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Tumblr Thread: Raging Nerds And An Orangutan

One does not simply bring up the Orangutan at an Edgar Allen Poe conference, unless they are ready to brandish their sharpest mental swords, and to debate, breathlessly, until there is steam coming out of their ears, and fire in the pit of their hearts. Yes, the Orangutan has a bit of a reputation in the community of Edgar Allen Poe academics. Saying "Orangutan" at a Poe conference is basically equivalent to muttering "Voldemort" at Hogwarts. Tis a big no-no. If you're looking for more wild Tumblr threads, check out the recent thread where Tumblr went full mythological scientist on dragon evolutions. Fun stuff. 

Tumblr thread addresses why you don't bring orangutan up at Edgar Allen Poe literature debates | winchysteria have told this story yet? idk but 's good Orangutan Story: my american lit professor went this poe conference. like be clear this is man who has doctorate being book nerd. he reads moby dick his four-year-old son. and poe is one cornerstones american literature, right, so this should be right up his alley? wrong. apparently poe scholars are like, advanced. there is branch edgar allen poe
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Twitter Debate: Captain America Or Optimus Prime As Most Inspirational

Ah, yes, people on Twitter have found another thing to butt heads over. This time, the stirring argument centers on whether Optimus Prime or Captain America was more inspirational. A fair share of folks express a mad passion for how Optimus Prime just got their blood boiling in the most intense of ways. One dude was ready to battle his TV after Optimus Prime said some words. That's real.

Twitter users debate whether Captain America or Optimus Prime was more inspirational | Idris Elbow @YalIAlILuvCris Who gave best speeches? Redd Herring @ReddHerring_ Replying YallAl|LuvCris Prime had ready slap box my Pontiac just case sleeper cell.
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Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight

Ah, yes. Here we are again with a fresh and important Twitter debate. This time, the debate concerns who would win in a street fight-- The Muppets or Sesame Street? This is no joking matter. People have strong, passionate feelings concerning the outcome of this street fight. 

People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.
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Video Of Passenger Punching Woman's Reclining Seat Divides Internet

@MarinaMarraco shared a video that has since gone viral, of a man frustratedly punch the reclining seat of a passenger in front of him. People on Twitter would seem to be split over who is in the wrong: the reclining seat passenger or the dude punching the seat. It's definitely a ridiculous situation all around. 

Viral video of a passenger punching another passenger's reclining seat divides people on Twitter | tweet by Nash Fung @nashfung Replying MarinaMarraco and @fox5dc frequent flyer, IMO seat reclines= end discussion. Whoever sits there has every right use any and every feature comes with seat s so controversial about. bald man in glasses punches seat in front of him while the woman in it films him.
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Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea

If you're crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

Twitter thread on debate party idea | tweet by christineexists my friends routinely have bracket nights where pick 16 something tonight types chairs argue about them until crown winner
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Twitter Users Debate The Best Seat On The Subway

It's time to put an end to the stirring debate over which seat is the best when taking the subway. New Yorkers are offering up their hot takes on the matter, while other Twitter users are putting their own comedic twists on which is the best seat in other scenarios. 

A collection of Twitter users debate which seat is the best option when taking the subway | tweet by gplatinum_ All my New Yorkers, which is best seat?
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Chicken Wing Debate Tears Twitter Apart

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

Various Twitter users debate about what the proper way to eat a chicken wing is | See this is why stay house because people really be eating wing like 1 and 2
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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Twitter Users Are Arguing Over The Correct Way To Make Toast

Twitter's ablaze in controversy over the right/wrong way to make toast. There appears to be no end in sight....

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Twitter Debates Whether Billionaires Have Ever Worked Harder Than People Who Clean Toilets

Following Thomas Violence's quote saying, "no billionaire has ever worked harder than anyone that cleans toilets for a living", people on Twitter began to passionately debate whether this actually held up. The resulting tweets are brimming with spiciness, potential truths, awareness, and appreciation (?) for the common struggle that can afflict any human being just trying to make ends meet. 

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Patton Oswalt Stops Himself Mid-Twitter-Spar With A Trump Supporter To Pull A Bro Move

Patton Oswalt exercised some admirable self-awareness and restraint in the face of a heated Twitter debate with a testy Trump supporter. In this case, he took a timeout on his verbal assault, to steer his focus toward helping the man who was dealt a tough hand. In a matter of 24 minutes, Oswalt's gesture resulted in surpassing the man's GoFundMe goal. Apparently, up until that point, the man had received only $350 from donors. Patton Oswalt is GOOD PEOPLE. 

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The Debate Over Whether Die Hard's A Christmas Movie Returns With Fiery Passion

Why can't we all just get along? Oh, it's cause you insist on calling Die Hard a damn Christmas movie. Or, it's cause you don't. Controversy, get it while it's piping hot. At least we're recycling it with this age old debate, this time. 

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Twitter Revisits Yearly Debate on Whether Gingerbread Men Live in Houses of Their Own Flesh

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

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