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'He is bug eyed and asked me how many tickets I was planning on submitting': Data analyst is denied access to their database, sends IT team help desk tickets for each of their 400+ clients

'He is bug eyed and asked me how many tickets I was planning on submitting': Data analyst is denied access to their database, sends IT team help desk tickets for each of their 400+ clients
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'[I] automated my boss out of her job': Boss sneaks out of work to have an affair, employee automates every task she does

'[I] automated my useless boss out of her job': Boss sneaks out of work to have an affair, employee automates every task she does
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Bill Gates said, "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." What's a real-life example of this?

'My nephew outsourced his chores': 20 Lazy people who are also really clever problem-solvers
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Programmer Ordered To Delete All Company Info After Being Laid Off, Boss Comes Back Begging For Files
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employee gets access by submitting hundreds of tickets to IT

Employee Denied Database Access, Happily Submits Hundreds Of Tickets
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Woman calls a call center and demands a 500 MB plan because she thinks it is bigger than 16 GB and she gets it.

Customer Demands a 500 MB plan Instead of Existing 16 GB Plan
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