Damn near gave this poor guy a heart attack! At least his heart was in the right place.
Seems super legit. This guy could've missed out on his next great love.
Is it bad that this just makes me want to play The Sims even more now?
These people really let themselves go for these wildly imaginative, hilarious reviews!
These have no business existing in our universe.
We wouldn't recommend breaking these particularly dark-humored jokes out at the next formal occasion. Let's just say they definitely fall on the (extreme) crude humor side of things.
It's a fact of life: We see Ryan Reynolds (aka Deadpool), we love it.
This psychopath took shameless attention-seeking to unreal new lows...
