danger

The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.

These signs go above and beyond in their ability to convey danger. And that's good, they're supposed to keep people from doing stupid things that could make them lose their lives. But that doesn't stop them from being almost comically spooky.

Whether the phrasing is ultra imposing, or the threat itself is an absolute nightmare, these signs go above and beyond when it comes to keeping people away. Danger lurks everywhere, so much so that there's a whole 'nother batch of these signs right over here.

You hear about moments like these all the time. Something just doesn't seem quite right, so you hesitate, prepare, or get the hell outta there. These people had especially vivid moments where their instincts kicked in and they made a decision that ended up saving their skin. Here's more times someone dodged a huge bullet.

Whether they overstate the danger, go into graphic detail, or warn against something simply terrifying, these signs present situations that you want nothing to do with.

Allergies are pretty common, and sane people know not to put their friends and loved ones in danger. Apparently, some people are unafraid to push it to the limit.

We don't know how Victor Hedman developed his pregame ritual, but what's admirable is that his equipment manager obliges him without hesitation.