crush

Because 'liking' a status, I guess, is the same as staking claim to their affections. I don't even know here.

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies beneath a copy machine, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

-- Genghis Khan

Baby, I feel the same way about you that I do about hamburger helpers.

Sorry.

A backstage pass AND a stun gun, a potato sack, and a getaway van.

She should set her inbox filter to deny scrubs.

AND she only used one "y." I'VE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.