You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.
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Via Miss Cellania
Florida Man is to superheroes what Billy Bob Thornton was to mall Santas. Seriously though, it seems like an inordinate number of crime news articles start with a male from the Sunshine State getting into some sort of legal trouble. Something in the oranges, perhaps? Regardless, here we see an enterprising Twitter user taking it upon himself to chronicle the misadventures of everyone's favorite alcoholic, drug-abusing, domestically violent, sociopathic, prankster/criminal/general numbskull out there. It's a burglary, it's a DUI, it's Florida Man!
By Unknown
"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"
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< a href="http://chzb.gr/qdEDjE" target="_blank">Professionally bad criminals? YES PLEASE!
