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Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth. 

People are revealing what the "black market" was when they were in school. We've got stories as confusing as an actual "acorns black market", to the more criminal and sketchy black markets that apparently involved illicit substances. 

This neighbor boldly took things into his own hands when he found himself dealing with a crowd of unruly neighbors that refused to acknowledge his requests for them to respect his private property. He maintained a cool and calculated demeanor and wasn't phased by a cop who was in on the whole thing too! 

This off duty cop intervened like a true hero when he overheard a full-fledged douche mistreating his date. At one point it sounds like he heard him threaten the poor, terrified lady by telling her he knew where she lived cause he picked her up. The cop proceeded to handle the situation like a professional, and get the guy's information. After the date from hell dipped, the cop invited the shaken woman to sit down and finish her meal with his family. 

This woman got back at a nasty old con man, who'd acquired his wealth through scamming others by outsmarting him. The nuclear revenge that ensues comes at quite the cost to the tricky bastard. To think that he was probably all kinds of jacked up, getting away with $25K when he ends up losing about half a million dollars. 

This one's an oldie but a goldie! The verdict's in and some of these are actually probably real. It might be hard to accept that some people are indeed this stupid, but I mean, come on, we're regularly featuring stupidity soaring to new heights here. 

Boy does it not feel good to be totally had by manipulative and terrible products, but sometimes it just happens. You wouldn't think while downloading an app that someone would be so brazen that they'd charge you to do something like delete the app, but hey, we live in a world with EA micro-transactions, so you've gotta be wary about what you spend your money on. Here's the land of extra fine print and hallowed-out candy bars.

These stories about the messed up things ex cons dealt with/deal with when they get out are a solid guide on why you do NOT want to commit a crime. It's a whole different world in there, and when you get out, you're posed to never view the one you left behind in the same light.

These lawyers witnessed the kind of moments in the courtroom that could only be justified by a conclusive, "I rest my case." Sometimes stupidity comes out in full force, and everyone's just left speechless, and there's nothing else to be said. Courtrooms seem to be a magnet for mindless stupidity and people showing off the worst sides of humanity. 

If all this courtroom drama got you going check out a series of free legal tips in no particular order over here.

All undeniably solid advice. You can't say that they're NOT well founded. Some people out there really need an instruction manual to navigate their way through this crazy world.