creep

Billy Cobb did this striking rendition of Radiohead's "Creep," except the last half of every line was replaced by the google autofill results from the first half. Sounds pretty good. It's fun to know what people are searching.

This should be a no brainer. Just don't give wet willies to a stranger's child in public.

Well, one 34-year-old Connecticut man never learned that lesson and now he's paying the price for being a big ol' creep.

According to WWLP:

Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child's ear in the presence of the boy's mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened.

According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him.

Now the weirdo is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace.

Still, there are worse wet willies you can give to a child.

With loop pedal effects!

I love you Prince, but how much more money do I have to spend on your albums before I'm allowed to listen to your music? Same goes for The Beatles.

If the immediate greeting of "HI SEXY" and obvious indifference that his conversation partner has barely reached puberty isn't enough, the popped collar and grimacing half-smile puts him squarely into the creeper record books.

Harder than it looks.

"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon

Waitaminute, that's not your face.

I don't know about the UK's fetishes towards its flag, but in the US you could get attacked for that in almost any given environment.

Oh, btw, you're gay.