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Despite the vast and wondrous spectrum that is man, Hollywood franchises like Mission Impossible, James Bond, and the DCEU all seem to have extremely specific ideas of what a man is supposed to be… and they're not super great. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding digs into it all, because he is a man - give or take.

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What are the mutant historians like in 'Logan' or the NYC attack truthers in 'Ghostbusters' or the true-crime enthusiasts in 'The Terminator'? Movie universes are much larger than the seven people we follow during the movie, but who the heck lives there and what are they up to? "Doctor" Jordan Breeding returns to deep dive into a few cinematic universes and ring in the new year the only way he knows how.

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Our friends at Cracked are back it again with another brilliant installment in their ongoing video series. We're still getting over their last video where they remade "Tenet" with $20. Naturally, this one's comedy gold as well. 

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Have you ever thought it strange that Marty McFly's grandparents left him unconscious for nine hours in BACK TO THE FUTURE? How about God's willingness to let BRUCE become ALMIGHTY? Is Santa a real jerk in ELF? "Doctor" Jordan Breeding returns this week to wish you Happy Holidays and uncover a bunch of secret nut jobs hiding in some of your favorite movies. Sorry.


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The Santa Clause is the heartwarming family tale of Tim Allen murdering Santa Claus which seems like a pretty good deal until you do some math and realize that single night of delivering presents lasts thousands of years thanks to Santa's magical time-stopping powers. Which makes us wonder, did Tim Allen actually kill Santa, or did Santa fake his death to escape from the endless torture of being Big Man Christmas? We investigate with Movie Math!

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People born before 1990 know exactly what we're talking about when we discuss the ancient, mystical tradition of finding dirty magazine stashes in the woods. Who put them there? Dads? Other kids? Big... Dirty? Join us this week as Melissa plunges into this particularly strange nostalgia wormhole and proves that, yes, this phenomenon is a REAL THING.


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What would happen if Jack and Rose swapped genders in 'Titanic'? What about if 'The Shape of Water' starred a lonely male janitor going to town on a lady fish? What if Marty's Mom in 'Back to the Future' was a peeping... Jane?

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Oh boy, our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a spicy debate about the worst things one can imagine when considering living in the infamous, Matrix. I mean, hey, maybe we already are. We were just looking at a wild thread about people's most unsettling, yet thrilling, "glitch in the Matrix" moments.

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with some pure comedy gold. It's probably too dangerous to go see Christopher Nolan's "Tenet" in theaters right now, so we went ahead and remade the movie for, like, $20. You can now safely watch "Tenet" from the comfort of your beanbag chair. You don't even have to wear pants!

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh video that does a deep dive into figuring out where the mysterious trope of women wrapping their legs around characters in movies to kill them. Strange stuff, indeed. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time though, buckle up, cause it is the season finale. They provide some hilarious commentary on how some of those iconic movie villains very well might've been a bunch of knuckleheads. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at some behind-the-scenes facts that end up ruining our favorite movies. It's amazing how when some things come to light, the whole mirage comes tumbling down. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they break down five ways that living within a sitcom would be a terrible experience. They make a very compelling case. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at some iconic movies that were dramatically altered by feedback from test audiences. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain on Cracked." This time they take a look at exactly why Blade Runner's Rick Deckard can't be a replicant. 

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain on Cracked." This time we take a look at some famous movies that were devoid of sense. Some movies are just too bizarre and lacking in the logic category to look past.