If you've ever wanted to know how much it hurts to get pinched by a fairly large crab, this presenter was very vocal during his experience. And it doesn't look like that thing was ready to let go right away either. You don't want those things to get a taste for human flesh either, they'll pinch again.
We don't want to over explain what this crab video is. Either you'll really like it or you won't. If you don't, we apologize for your poor taste.
An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes.
Imagine the look on biologist Gerhard Scholtz's face when he looked down at this crab in New Zealand's Hoteo river, only to find three eyes looking back at him. Was this the result of a freak nuclear accident? An alien invasion? A mean trick? Nope. It's just Blinky.
The Amarinus lacustris crab, Scholtz would later conclude in an academic paper, is actually two crabs—conjoined twins.
