All the fish in the sea are piranhas.

Okay, we'll settle for seven and a half.

If you don't pay rent, you don't get a say.

It's not a glitch.

There are some things on the internet that remind you that people never really change — even when they reach adulthood. The sheer amount of immaturity and general inability to reach logical conclusions that one witnesses as they go about their day is a testament to this fact — as is the existence of 'Disney Adults.' Cheap shots at adult fanatics of Walt's work aside — this AmItheA**hole thread is rife with poor decision-making and reads like a horror B movie script: with every issue being able…

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

These people were all hoping to meet their soulmates - but instead, they got a great story to tell of a crazy date gone wrong ! Dating seems like it could be so simple. You meet someone, hit it off, and have a simple meal together. However, not everyone is a natural at dating. Some people get super nervous and clam up. Others have a bad attitude about dating. Or maybe they're just not really that into the person they're out to dinner with (and will let them know they're not happy to be dining t…

Whatever happened to doing your own chores?

This guy is not relationship material.

From the looks of it, people are just getting bolder and bolder on Tinder.

This Redditor had me screaming "RUN!" by the second sentence!

This woman told her very successful niece she has the potential to be just like her daughter and is completely oblivious as to why that was rude.

How dare he treat her this way?! Has he not SEEN Herbie: Fully Loaded?

Note to self: if you're dating someone with major abandonment issues, good luck trying to schedule any time with other people!

Sometimes, in-laws have zero understanding of personal space.