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Cookies are life. Especially if you're Cookie Monster. Take a dip and a nice big bite of these delicious cookie puns and jokes.

Superhero Cookies WIN

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Homophobic Holidays

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Sketchy Santas: Santa Accepts No Substitutes

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I Like to Decorate My Sugar Orgies With Frosting

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The Way the Cookie Crumbles

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Created by RavenCMoncrief

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Cookies Enabled

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What Would MacGyver Do?

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N is for NOT TODAY

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The Cookies Should Practically Drip With It When You Nibble Them

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Scumbag Baby

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Cookie Bowl WIN

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Things That Are Doing It: A Cookie Monster

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See all captions Created by 4LadyJ

Cookie Win!

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Created by ParanoidPenguin

Cookie Monster Mug WIN

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Double Chocolate Chip FAIL

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But I Baked Them Just for You!

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