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These facts are about to take you for a trip!

The Philadelphia Zoo says he's just trying to keep his hands from getting dirty, but naturally the internet turned it into more than one conspiracy theory.

Spencer McClure told us on Twitter exactly how Toby became the Scranton Strangler.

We've learned a lot in the past year about how Russia has been attempting to use social media manipulation to its advantage in order to shape the opinions and beliefs of those in the western world. 

This twitter user used some impressive investigative techniques to uncover one particularly large Russian account that is posing as a British national.

Kellyanne Conway, the architect behind the Bowling Green Massacre and the recent boost in Ivanka Trump profits, has done it again. 

During an interview, Kellyanne said that in addition to the possibility of being spied on by your television and phone, camera in your microwave might also be watching you. 

Q: Do you know if Trump Tower was wiretapped?

Kellyanne: There was an article this week—you can be spied on via a camera in your microwave pic.twitter.com/rObFkIrLGG

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 13, 2017

Talk about a Pop Secret. 

So now everyone on Twitter has been looking at their microwave a little differently because their microwave might be looking at them. 

There's been a lot of talk recently about what former-president, current-private citizen Barack Obama is up to. Did he wiretap Trump? Is he planning a coup? 

The answer is no. He's just windsurfing and wearing leather jackets. That kind of thing. 

But that's not keeping curious people from asking their Google Home if Obama's up to something, and the answer is hilarious. Is Google Home hooked up to Breitbart, InfoWars, or something? We're not ruling anything out.