confession

The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils. 

These lying women put their concerns, desires, and dreams ahead of telling the truth. That considered, some of them just kind of sound like....the worst! To deceive your partner, and play around with the creation of life in the process, seems pretty damn out there.

These people learned a hard lesson in not mixing romance and the workplace. 

Mixed feelings across the board on this one, for sure!

Nothing quite matches the deep confusing burn of getting ghosted by someone you thought you held a connection with. Hopefully these people have moved on...

These half-baked excuses are towing the line between making that next paycheck and getting booked for a ride on the Funemployment Train. 

These are their stories...

They were different times. 

Sometimes all it takes is being smart enough to get away with it in the first place...

People in the customer service industry should pay close attention here.

These'll arrest you with mind-blowing implications...

Reality can be a b*tch. 

Turns out one of the many perks of being a corporate personal assistant is having insight into every detail of someones life. 

Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity. 

With enough nudity and outlandishly sexualized dialogue, we're apt to believe just about anything. Thus is the ongoing conundrum of the grossly unrealistic average porn coming face to face with, well, 'the truth.' Some of these would have seemed ridiculous enough to fail to convince anyone they were remotely true, but alas, these confessions suggest otherwise. One of those AskReddit's that's both highly entertaining and discouraging all at once.

The internet just gets you sometimes, and this is one of those times.