confession

They were different times. 

Sometimes all it takes is being smart enough to get away with it in the first place...

People in the customer service industry should pay close attention here.

The superficial tendencies are strong in these shallow devils. 

These'll arrest you with mind-blowing implications...

Reality can be a b*tch. 

Turns out one of the many perks of being a corporate personal assistant is having insight into every detail of someones life. 

Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity.