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Fine, no one expects elementary schoolers to absolutely nail a concert. But also, there's something undeniably funny about the beats, the crowd, the soloist trying to hold it together, and the fact that it sounds like it's being played on a dump truck. Of course, a display like this would have anyone wondering if they themselves sounded like this when they took elementary school music. And honestly, if there's no video evidence, all we can do is search ourselves for half a second, look straight in the mirror, wink and say "no daddy-o, you totally shredded Hot Cross Buns on the recorder."

This is one of those videos that just effortlessly manages to get funnier every time that you think about it. I wonder if there was some kind of panicked buildup for the guy that ends up sneezing, or if the sneeze simply escaped his body before he could prevent it from happening in the first place. 

David Spargo apparently really wanted to meet the band "Peking Duk," so much so that he was willing to poorly edit the band's Wikipedia entry in order to convince a security guy he belonged backstage. Lucky for him, it worked.



The ill-placed and poorly formatted "Family David Spargo" was legit enough to dupe a surprisingly gullible security guard into letting David past him, where he introduced himself to the band:

"We ended up having a bunch of beers with him and he was an absolute legend. He wasn’t a creep or anything. He was like the most normal dude we’ve ever met. That’s what makes it more hilarious."

Was it worth it? Absolutely. 



Would it work a second time? Probably not.

Sadly it's Been a rough week for me, long days no sleep, while having to be "on" as they would say for cameras fans etc. In no way did I mean to come across mean, but chose to end the show as the people in the front row would not listen. Hopefully people will understand where I am coming from. I don't always handle things the right way but I'm human and I'm working on getting better at responding not reacting. Unfortunately people were affected by this as am I. For the people in the back I am so sorry and for anyone I may have disappointed im sorry. Sorry for wasting the tv people's time I'll be sure to make it up to you next time on tour.. With love Justin.

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Oct 29, 2015 at 2:53pm PDT

Things got a bit crazy at Katy Perry's 'Rock in Rio' concert.

The star invited up to the stage a very excited woman named Rayane who proceeded to kiss Katy's neck, nuzzle her b00bs and slap her on the butt.

Rayane, or "Rairairairai" as Katy called her, did give some very valuable Portuguese lessons though.

Pizza is apparently the same in English as Portuguese. Pizza brings everyone together.

First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.

Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.

"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.

A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.

This is truly a monumental day in willy history.