Man, you can just sit back and watch Jay Leno get absolutely roasted on his own show and never offer anything remotely close to a worthy retort the entire time his roast goes down. All that Jay Leno really does is just laugh uncomfortably.
All that "market research" has only manifested in us being robbed of the wonderful products like Cadbury Eggs that brightened our golden childhood days. For whatever reason, someone thought it'd be a good idea to mess with those Cadbury Eggs. Clearly, they hadn't heard the saying, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."
It takes a real good friend to roast you like this, and still have you laughing uncontrollably. Seems like Conan got nothing short of a genuine kick out of it.
12 glorious minutes of an unforgiving series of roasts? Sign us up.
We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O'Brien's Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn't cut him off. Thank goodness.
In light of recent news that Matt Lauer was fired following a dozen --- and counting --- sexual misconduct allegations, this video just took on a whole new level of creepiness. Conan called it a while ago....
Earlier this week some profoundly crazed and insensitive individual tried to float the idea that depression is a choice....days later, Andy Richter stepped up to offer the most impressively thoughtful and brutal response to such a notion, we have yet to come across. Buckle up, and watch a master at work. We love you, Andy Richter!