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We get a truly comprehensive, impressive rant from Conan O'Brien's Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, on why Star Wars is better than Star Trek. His brain was clearly up for the challenge. Apparently the rant was supposed to end much sooner, but Conan and his team didn't cut him off. Thank goodness. 

Clearly Conan O'Brien is taking this Coronavirus pandemic in some kind of stride. Not sure what's going through his head at this moment. 

This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude. 

Bill Burr out here leaving people speechless. 

She has a very big personality, guys. 

Bill Burr believes that there's nothing being sold at Walmart worth getting rage-trampled over. The question is, do you?

In light of recent news that Matt Lauer was fired following a dozen --- and counting --- sexual misconduct allegations, this video just took on a whole new level of creepiness. Conan called it a while ago....

Yes, this is every bit as cringe as you'd expect it to be; and quite frankly, big ups to Anderson in this case for doing away with the small talk (as is expected on a talk show) and cutting right to the juicy stuff.

Shoutout to the soulless walking wet far that pulled off a solid hate crime when she went and ripped up Triumph's cigar. I understand it might be tough to maintain a sense of humor when you don't own a television set (cause you're still on that radio game), and your ideal day was having the dirty neighborhood cat lick Tapioca pudding off your toes while you played BINGO against some senile dude named Saul that was only playing to begin with cause he already forgot about the last time.

But hey, I'm sure Triumph's got a fresh stoge on deck. So at least we have that.